- Hello...

- ...

- Hello !!!

- Hello...

- Who's there ???

- Joseph Beuys...

- Who.??? - Joseph Beuys, alias Nikolaj, I'm trying to do the same stuff, as he once did...

- I don't think I know any of you, Why do you call this number???

- I'm building a cave from the materials, which is in my living-room, and I'm gonna live there for a week...

-Why ??? - Maybe you should tell me...

- No...I wouldn't... I don't know anything about this...

- The cave is my self-created world, and perhaps inside here I feel safety...

- That's it, I had enough of this...

- Didn't you build caves when you where a child ???

- No...

- Hey wait a minute !!! - ...

 

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- Hello...

- Hey it's Nikolaj...

- Uhmm... Nikolaj, I don't think I know any Nikolaj...

- Well... But it's me, the funny ventriloquist's dummy who's says nothing...

- Well...

- Yeah...

- Uhmm...

- I only reflect your conceptions about yourself... do you like that ???

- I don't really know... What is this ???

- Art...

- But I really don't know anything about it... Could you please call somebody else...

- Yeah I could...

- Great...Thank you for calling ... bye !!!

- You're welcome...

 

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- Hello...

- Hey... I am inside your phone and will come into your living-room right now...

- What ???

- I put myself inside here and will now come out to you!...

- You can't just do that... Who am I talking to???

- Houdini and I can escape every self-made trouble...

- Ha! I'm telling you can't get in here...

- I'm telling you the opposite...

- Well... Try then!...

- Now I'm there...

- No !!!

- Yes!!!

- No you're not...

- In a way...

- Goodbye...

- I am there!!!

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